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To the Editor:
It was the day after Christmas.
I was drinking a beer.
A knock at the door,
I wonder who’s there.
So I opened it up.
There was Santa holding a cup,
with a cute little wink, a face full of cheer.
I filled up his cup, he drank it all down.
I said to myself, is this guy a clown?
We drank till there wasn’t any more.
Asked Santa to go to the store.
Gave him money to buy more suds.
I didn’t care, Pabst or Bud.
Later, a police man appeared with a sigh,
Saying Santa was charged with a D.U.I.
Carl Spinelli
South Philadelphia
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