Top 10 celebrities who are not from South Philly but who would fit in nicely

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1. Kim Kardashian (Girard Estate)

Double K could be a South Philadelphia princess.

2. Denis Leary (Pennsport) 

The Irish Renaissance man would consort with Pennsport’s lads and lassies. 

3. Robert De Niro (Marconi Plaza)

Who would make a better bocce teammate than De Niro?

4. Lady Gaga (Bella Vista)

The sultry chanteuse would keep the paparazzi focused on more than the area’s arts and cultural events.

5. Gordon Ramsay (Italian Market)

The “Hell’s Kitchen” star would delight in critiquing the offerings of the area’s merchants.

6. Perez Hilton (East Passyunk)

The gossipmonger could keep everyone abreast of the area many refer to as “the new gayborhood.”

7. Donald Trump (Hawthorne)

With its major plans for renovation, this neighborhood needs The Donald’s touch.

8. Sarah Jessica Parker (Passyunk Square)

Parker can make like Carrie Bradshaw and spoil herself in the neighborhood’s ritzy shops.

9. Salma Hayek (Newbold)

The beautiful actress/director would make a wonderful addition to the area’s thriving Mexican population.

10. Oprah Winfrey (Grays Ferry) 

The media mogul could bring her infectious personality to a neighborhood desperate for an end to racial discord.

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