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New ESPN special indicates LeBron James makes secret trips to Cleveland to sign autographs for the homeless.
Body of Julius Caesar exhumed in effort to prove Brutus’ innocence.
Rendell confesses to having a snow fetish
‘Spider-Man’ becomes first Broadway show to place actors on injured reserve.
Anarchists Parade finds marchers going off in different directions.
Eyewitness News bumps story of secret war in Yemen for consumer segment on Fig Newton diet.
Scientist discovers dolphins hate people but don’t want to hurt their feelings.
Michael Vick credits his 100 quarterback rating to fans’ forgiveness.
Republicans want estate tax abolished fearing shiftless heirs might otherwise become obsolete.
Dry County in Alabama admits no one showed up for county’s New Year’s Eve celebration.
Patron attacks bartender in gastro pub for reciting all 200 craft beers on tap.
Real bagels placed on endangered species list.
Michelle Ryan admits Jets Coach Rex has bunions to die for.
JoS. A Bank’s Latest Sale: Buy one store, get two free.
Brain scan of Christine O’Donnell finds nothing
NBC-10 weatherman forced to shovel angry viewers’ driveways after bogus forecast.
WikiLeaks founder decries prosecution leaks about his private life.
Betty White sex tape blamed for nursing home riot.
Sixers follow NHL lead, will play February game outdoors in Wells Fargo parking lot.
Cher reportedly suffering from cosmetic overdose.
Flyers suspend Dan Carcillo for not fighting, cite streak of eight games without a penalty.
Local poll shows Nutter’s approval rating has to be measured in three decimal places.
Latest Afghanistan problem: Obama and Karzai disagree on identity of enemy.
North Korea and Iran 1-2 in latest AP Poll of craziest nation. Libya slips out of Top-25
Phils GM outbids Yanks for Yankee Stadium. Bronx Bombers officially homeless.
Brett Favre retires and unretires at same press conference.
New study finds 75 percent of South Philadelphians have handicapped parking.
Bin Laden declares bankruptcy as property values in Kabul drop. U.S. government considering bailout: Today’s world needs real villains, according to Biden.
John Lennon wanted birthday forgotten, note found in former Beatle’s diary.
Andre Igoudala makes game-winning shot, Sixer expresses surprise over clutch shot at buzzer.
Kevin Eubanks reveals Jay Leno made him laugh, threatened firing.
Charlie Manuel to play right field, Phils’ manager says we have no one else.
Larry King gets rid of suspenders, retired TV talk show host to wear belt.
String Band wins without playing ‘Golden Slippers,’ we forgot the tune says captain.
Christie discovers shoveling snow important in new weight-loss regimen
Moderate Palestinian leader doesn’t want to drive Israelis into the sea, suggests Miami Beach would be just fine.
Navy video ridiculing minorities offensive to some because it wasn’t in high-def.
After two years, NASA hears decoded signal from Mars Rover, wants to know who won last year’s Super Bowl.
Reid prepares for playoffs by not clearing throat at Monday’s press conference.
Demonstrators protest Barnes Collection move to Philly, sing folk song “Vincent” at rally.
GOP agenda in new Congress highlights promise to bring back pot of gold at end of rainbow (but only for the wealthiest 1 percent). SPR
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